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Poznań: Poland's City of Goats, Croissants, and Forgotten Kings

A guide to Poland's fifth-largest city — mechanical clock-tower goats, a 10th-century cathedral with royal tombs, EU-protected poppy-seed croissants, and the mathematicians who cracked Enigma before Bletchley Park.

Finn O'Sullivan
Finn O'Sullivan

The first thing you notice about Poznań's Old Market Square is that the buildings are drunk. Not the people — the buildings. Each of the merchant houses along the central row tilts at a slightly different angle, painted in mustard yellow, brick red, and a blue so bright it looks like it was chosen by someone who had just discovered paint. The effect is charming rather than precarious. The city rebuilt these houses after the war, but the crookedness is deliberate. It is a nod to the original 16th-century market stalls that once sold herring and torches here.

Poznań does not look like Warsaw or Kraków. It is smaller, stranger, and it knows it. The city has spent a thousand years being the place where things started — and then being forgotten about. The first cathedral in Poland is here. The first recorded ruler, Mieszko I, was probably baptized on Cathedral Island in 966. The first university was founded here in 1919. Yet when most travelers plan a Poland itinerary, Poznań is an afterthought. That is their mistake, and your gain.

Start at noon. Not because you are hungry — though you will be — but because that is when the goats come out. The Poznań Town Hall, a Renaissance confection rebuilt after heavy damage in 1945, houses a clock tower with two mechanical goats. At exactly 12:00, a bugle call called the hejnał rings out, and the goats emerge. They butt heads twelve times. The crowd below, which has gathered in a semicircle, counts along. Children scream with delight. Adults film it on their phones. It is absurd and it is wonderful.

The legend, which every local will tell you with the practiced patience of someone who has told it a thousand times, goes like this. A cook was preparing a roast deer for a banquet when he burned it. Panicking, he ran to a nearby field, stole two goats, and brought them back to the kitchen. The goats escaped, bolted up the tower, and began fighting on the roof. The spectacle drew such a crowd — and amused the visiting dignitaries so much — that the cook was pardoned and mechanical goats were installed in the tower as a permanent reminder. Whether you believe it or not, the goats are unmissable. Arrive ten minutes early to claim a spot directly in front of the tower. The square has a smooth new surface — the major renovation finished in mid-2024 — so wheelchair access is now decent.

The merchant houses that flank the central row are occupied by restaurants, art galleries, and the inevitable souvenir shops. Number 17 still carries the herring-and-three-palms coat of arms of the original merchants' guild. The last house in the row is the House of Scribes, where the city clerk once lived. Today it is a café. The whole ensemble is a 141-meter square, one of the most perfectly proportioned market squares in Europe. Walk the perimeter before you commit to any of the restaurants facing the square. The food is fine but the prices are inflated by the view. Better to eat in the side streets.

Walk east from the square and you will hit the Parish Church of St. Stanislaus, known locally as Fara. It is the finest Baroque church in Poland, built between 1651 and 1701, with an altar designed by Pompeo Ferrari around 1850 and an organ built by Frederick Ladegast in 1876. The interior is a pastel dream of gilded stucco and marble. There is a ghost, apparently — a woman who donated a large sum for the organ and is now said to haunt a balcony alcove. Ask the guide about it if you take a tour. The church runs Saturday organ concerts around midday. Check the schedule on the door.

A ten-minute walk from Fara brings you to the Royal Castle. This is not the Imperial Castle — that is a different building, and we will get to it. The Royal Castle dates to the 13th century, was rebuilt multiple times, and now houses a Museum of Applied Arts. The tower climb costs a few złoty and gives you the best view of the Old Town. Go in the late afternoon when the light hits the merchant houses at an angle that makes them look even more improbable.

Now cross the Warta River. You can walk — it is about fifteen minutes — or take a tram. The island you are heading to is Ostrów Tumski, the oldest part of the city. This is where the fortified stronghold of Mieszko I stood in the 10th century. The Poznań Cathedral, officially the Archcathedral Basilica of St. Peter and St. Paul, is the oldest cathedral in Poland. It has been rebuilt so many times after fires and wars that it is now a patchwork of Romanesque, Gothic, Baroque, and modern elements. The twin towers are red brick. The Golden Chapel, added in the 19th century, contains the tombs of Mieszko I and his son Bolesław Chrobry, the first king of Poland. Insert a coin and the chapel lights up. The crypts, which hold the remains of early rulers and ancient church foundations, cost 7 PLN for a normal ticket and 6 PLN reduced. Entry to the cathedral itself is free.

Next to the cathedral is Porta Posnania, an interactive museum built in 2014 that tells the story of Cathedral Island and the birth of the Polish state. It uses light, sound, and touchscreens rather than the usual wall-of-text approach. The museum sits on the riverbank with views back toward the Old Town. Worth the 20 PLN or so for the full experience.

From Cathedral Island, walk south to the Śródka Quarter. This is a small neighborhood of cobbled streets, indie cafés, and one genuinely famous 3D mural. The mural covers the side of a building and depicts old Śródka houses in a trompe-l'oeil style that makes the wall look like it has depth. It was painted in 2015 by a collective called Good Looking Studio and it has become one of the most photographed spots in the city. The neighborhood around it has gentrified since then, which means good coffee and overpriced apartments. Na Winklu, at Śródka 1, serves pierogi — six or nine to an order, boiled or baked — in a bistro decorated with pierogi-shaped cushions. The boiled ones with meat and mushrooms are the best.

Now loop back across the river to the Imperial Castle, which sits on Adam Mickiewicz Square. This is the building built for Kaiser Wilhelm II in the early 20th century, when Poznań was part of Germany. It is a hulking neo-Romanesque structure that dominates the square. During communist times it was the seat of the university. Today it is a cultural center hosting exhibitions, concerts, and the Enigma Cipher Centre, an interactive museum that tells the story of how Poznań mathematicians cracked early Nazi codes before passing the research to Bletchley Park. The English signage is excellent. Admission is 25 PLN. Book a slot online in advance.

Also on the square is the Monument to the Victims of June 1956, commemorating a workers' uprising that was crushed by Soviet tanks. The uprising predates the better-known Hungarian Revolution by four months and is rarely mentioned outside Poland. The monument is a massive, jagged concrete structure that looks like a building that was frozen mid-collapse.

Poznań's most famous edible export is the rogal świętomarciński, the St. Martin's Croissant. It is a heavy, crescent-shaped pastry filled with white poppy seeds, almond paste, raisins, and candied fruit. The dough is laminated in a "three times three" folding method that creates nine fat layers. The whole thing weighs 150 to 250 grams and is glazed with sugar icing and chopped nuts. In 2008, the European Union granted it Protected Geographical Indication status, meaning only croissants made in Poznań according to the traditional recipe can legally carry the name. The tradition dates to November 1891, when a local priest asked his congregation to do something for the poor, and a baker named Józef Melzer convinced his employer to revive an old pre-Christian custom of baking horseshoe-shaped pastries. The wealthy bought them. The poor received them free.

You can eat them year-round now. The Rogalowe Muzeum, just behind the Town Hall, runs baking demonstrations where you watch a croissant master assemble the layers, then eat the result. Shows in English run at 11:10 and 13:45 on weekends. Cost is 25 PLN. Alternatively, buy one at an official certified bakery — HP Cukiernia Hanna Piskorska or Rogal Świętomarciński are reliable — and eat it on a bench in the square. Expect to pay 15 to 20 PLN. It is sweeter and denser than a French croissant. The poppy seed filling has a bitterness that balances the sugar. It is the kind of pastry that makes you understand why a city would protect it by law.

For savory food, hunt down pyry z gzikiem — jacket potatoes served with a dip of cottage cheese, chives, and sour cream. Pyra Bar at ul. Strzelecka 13 is the specialist. "Pyry" is local slang for potatoes, and this dish is Greater Poland's answer to fast food. For breakfast, try szneka z glancem at Cukiernia Liczbańscy — a spiralled yeast dough "snail" drizzled with sugar glaze.

If you need green space, head to Lake Malta, an artificial lake east of the city center with walking paths, a ski slope, a water park, and a zoo. The Palm House in Wilson Park — Europe's largest pre-WWI glasshouse — has tropical butterflies and an 18-meter palm. Tram 9 drops you outside. For something closer, Citadel Park has massive headless cast-iron sculptures by Magdalena Abakanowicz scattered across the grass.

Getting around is easy. The Old Town is compact and walkable. For longer distances, trams and buses run on a 24-hour ticket that costs 15 PLN, or 30 PLN for 48 hours. The PEKA smart card requires a 15 PLN deposit and charges per kilometer. The Poznań City Card bundles unlimited transport plus discounts to 40-plus attractions for 49 PLN for one day or 69 PLN for two days. If you plan to visit the castle, the Enigma Centre, and the Palm House, the card pays for itself. E-scooters from Bolt and Lime are everywhere. Download Jakdojade for real-time transit — it works in English and accepts Apple Pay.

For day trips, Gniezno is thirty minutes by regional train. It was the first capital of Poland and its cathedral has bronze Romanesque doors from the 12th century depicting scenes from the life of St. Adalbert. Rogalin Palace is thirty minutes by bus 560 — a Baroque mansion with an 800-year-old oak forest and a gallery holding Monets and Matejkos. Kórnik Castle, forty minutes by train plus a walk, is a fairy-tale water castle with a library of occult manuscripts and Poland's largest magnolia grove, which blooms in April.

Poznań is not trying to be Kraków. It does not have the same density of famous sights or the same volume of tourists. What it has is character — the crooked houses, the fighting goats, the heavy poppy-seed croissants, the mathematicians who broke Enigma before anyone else knew what Enigma was. It is the kind of city where you sit on a bench with a pastry and watch the noon crowd gather for the goats, and you think: this is ridiculous, and this is exactly why I came.

Practical note: the train from Warsaw takes about three hours. From Berlin, it is roughly four hours. Poznań-Ławica Airport has direct flights from several European hubs. Hotels near Stary Rynek are convenient but can be noisy on weekends. A mid-range double room runs about 260 PLN. A sensible daily budget for food, transport, and one or two paid attractions is 150 to 200 PLN excluding accommodation.

Finn O'Sullivan

By Finn O'Sullivan

Irish storyteller and folklorist. Finn hunts for the narratives that do not make guidebooks—the pub legends, the family feuds, the neighborhood heroes. He believes every street corner has a story if you know who to ask.